It’s green smoothies for me till Jesus comes!

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I thought you’d get a kick out of this short-but sweet email we just got from a reader:

Dear GreenSmoothieGirl: I’ve been doing green smoothies for one month, and I’m never going back….it’s GREEN SMOOTHIES for me till Jesus comes!

—Patty

Amen sistah.

On Friday 3/2, my friends Drew and Matthew posted a photo-shopped image of me drinking a mug of beer and eating a giant burger and fries. I have a large midsection and a shirt where I am nearly busting my buttons.

I think they were in their real estate office rolling around on the ground laughing hysterically from all the chicanery. You can see it on my personal page, where I read him the riot act. Later Drew noticed there are 300% more readers on my GSG page, so he posted it there too.  It’s not particularly believable with the giant man-hand holding the beer doesn’t really “go.”

This reminds me of the day my high-school friend Chuck posted a photo of me circa 1983 in my McDonald’s uniform, working  the drive-thru. Unfortunately THAT photo was real.

One time I went to In N Out Burger because my kids asked me to get their dad a gift certificate there for his birthday. Other than that, good luck getting a photo of me with a burger.

Robyn
Robyn
Robyn Openshaw is the author or editor of 10 titles, including the bestselling book The Green Smoothies Diet, the children's book,The Adventures of Junk Food Dude, and the course 12 Steps to Whole Foods. She’s passionate about overthrowing the Standard American Diet by teaching people to eat more whole foods easily, inexpensively, and deliciously. She’s the mom of 4 competitive athletes as well as a runner, cyclist, skier, and competitive tennis player. She travels all over the world speaking to sold-out audiences and studying non-toxic cancer treatment for her next project.

One Comment on "It’s green smoothies for me till Jesus comes!"

  1. June says:

    Where is this picture posted, I tried a few places, would you mind posting a link and let us get the giggles too? ; )

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